The Siren Tales

The seductive stories of a girl lost at sea

I have a slight crush on a business associate that we’ll call Stache. I can tell he gets nervous when he’s around me. It’s kind of cute, but at the same time concerning because he’s 10 years older than me. One would think he would have his act together. When ever I walk by him, I’ll purposely be extra friendly, since I do have the crush and I know it makes him nervous. The other day I saw him reaching down to pick up something off the ground.

I know he has a tattoo on his bicep, but there I saw as his shirt crawled up his back… a tramp stamp.

I can’t say I’m the biggest fans of tattoos. I’ve dated guys with them, but I wasn’t like oh em gee that is sooo sexy. I definitely have a point where you can have ‘too many’. But a tramp stamp?! It looked tribal to boot. I hope he was drunk… in fact I don’t know if I even want to know. Male + tramp stamp are just two things that should not go together.

xoxo,
The Siren

Exactly.
xoxo,The Siren

Before GQ entered the picture, I noticed how on Instagram he liked some fitness guy’s photo. When I clicked it, this guy was like pure honey. Muscles that could challenge Hercules, long flowing hair, and eyes of a deep soul. The messages he posts are very mature and well thought out (if not his own words), where even though he is physically gorgeous, you can’t help but be attracted to his overall character. I immediately followed him and found him on Facebook to track his journey. We shall call this beast Thor!

Anyways, I do the typical fan girl stuff like — photo, make complimentary comment. He commented back once, which I nearly died of a heart attack of pure joy. I love quotes (as you’ve noticed from my blog), as does he. I saw this one quote that resonated with what I thought a lot of his messages stood for. So I private messaged him the image. No words, just the picture. …and oh-em-gee he responded how he loved that. I did a victory dance around my living room. I didn’t respond. I’m sure I could have tried opening the door, but at the same time… this siren has to leave a little room for mystery! We’ll see now that GQ has removed himself from the game. I might have my eyes set on a new target.

xoxo,
The Siren

Or maybe two. ;)
xoxo,The Siren

Or maybe two. ;)

xoxo,
The Siren

GQ has gone completely silent now. He’s reverted to passive aggressive gestures like inviting me to his concert with a general message vs a personal invite.

Green Lantern had been passively liking social media content as well. We were texting the other day and he got flirty. I was flirty back and he didn’t respond. Part of me thinks it was him trying to get revenge on all the other times I didn’t respond to his gestures. The next day, he was back to liking my posts on social media, but not making direct contact with me.

I swear guys are so weird.

xoxo,
The Siren

I think we’ve all been there.
xoxo,The Siren

I think we’ve all been there.

xoxo,
The Siren

"Baby, baby I want to be true. You got to knock me out some other way."

xoxo,
The Siren

Almost there.
xoxo,The Siren

Almost there.

xoxo,
The Siren

So far GQ has attempted to hang out twice this week, but has failed to complete said dates because of ‘work’. He admits his error, but still hasn’t done anything to rectify this issue. He has been keeping in contact daily, which is a little surprising to me. Not sure what to think, but only to lose patience with him. In my books, he’s already at strike two and he hasn’t even made it to first base once.

xoxo,
The Siren

24 Signs Dating Isn't For You

Several of these.

xoxo,
The Siren